Girl: Hey can you check for me?
Friend: Yeah walk in front of me.
*looks at butt*
Friend: Nope, you're good.
Me: I won't get jealous
Me: Who's this fucking whore
sarah-nade: “i really need to lose weight” i say as i sit motionless for 8 hours daily
imjustabitch: I have this real obsession with what time I go to bed. I can`t go to bed or 02.36, or 00.15. I have to get to bed when the clock is 00 or 30. Nothing else. And like now the clock is 02.37, and then I have to wait till 03.00. Am I the only person that do that? Hahahaha